you know you’re standard-issue yuppie fucking scum if:
Jared, I fucking love you….haahaaaa… oh…
you have ever ernestly or smugly said to anyone, ever: “i consider myself to be socially liberal and fiscally conservative.”
i’d like to personally thank you for your efforts towards complete cultural stasis and even retrograde.
if i keep going on this course of thought i’ll come to the ultimate conclusion that i should take you all out with me. so i’ll digress.